Sunday, May 11, 2014

Possible Side Effects

Active Ingredient ................................................... doubt, 10mg

Purpose ................................................................ to fall out of love

Uses
* Relieves heartbreak associated with the lack of reciprocation.
* Prevents heartbreak  associated with the possibility of the lack of reciprocation.

Warnings
Allergy Alert: Do not use if you are allergic to risks.
Do not use if you have trouble with pain. Ask your doctor if you have a shortness of breath, frequent chest pain, sweating, lightheadedness, bouts depression, or crying where no one can see you. These may be signs of a serious condition.

Stop and ask a doctor if your heartbreak continues or worsens.

Directions
*Adults 12 years and older:
to relieve symptoms, swallow 1 tablet with a glass of water and get over it. To prevent heartbreak, swallow 1 tablet with a glass of water 60 minutes before meeting anyone.
* Children under 12 years, ask a doctor.

Other Information
* Read directions and warnings before use.

Inactive Ingredients
Cowardice, sadness, grudges, regrets, hope.

Questions?
If you have a question of a medical nature, please contact your pharmacist, doctor, or health care professional.

2 comments:

  1. Post of the year. WORSHIP.I'm printing this and putting it on my wall. (I hope that's okay because you can't really control my actions)

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